So I come home and my aunt (5alti) is there and she says “Are you fasting with us or with Amreeka?” … yeah… I don’t think I gave her an answer actually… so yeah… like totally totally yeah yeah…
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Soooo… I go into Sultan Center in Dhajeej at around 1am… it was fucking crowded… of course it was because of Ramadan… Now that, for the first time, ruined my usual lovely relaxing after-midnight Sultan Center experience… you go there… it’s almost empty except for some newlyweds, there’s always at least one couple… some guys who look like they just left the gym… or had intense sexual intercourse together maybe… sometimes you see a father and a kid… and also people who work at Sultan do their shopping there… of course there are some people there who, just like me, enjoy this late Sultan experience… it’s really relaxing to go spend something around 20 kd like 3 times a month there… very therapeutic… it has this nice feeling like a mini IKEA-tour feeling… Every time I walk through IKEA I feel like I should get married real soon… talk about being materialistic, right? … “It’s not exactly marriage” I argue with myself “it’s just that it’s the feeling of wanting to decorate your own place I guess.” I later add “It’s not easy for a single guy in Kuwait to get to live in his own place.”
“It’s affordable I mean” I exclaim, “But there’s lots of things you have to deal with” I think I meant parents here…
So yeah…
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“The life is not like this, it’s like that” – Karmük Kiminski, Polish shoes
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Archive for the 'YouTube' category
I don’t believe in Panadol…
Just A Boy. No Children.
2010 is the year of absolute good music… no doubt about that… here’s some…
Just A Boy by Angus & Julia Stone… Their album kicks ass really…
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I heard this in an episode of Moral Orel, one of my favorite shows.. It’s very depressing and catchy… weird, but I love it…
No Children by The Mountain Goats
Bette Davis Eyes and I’ll Kill Her
A friend of mine posted this on facebook today…
Bette Davis Eyes by Kim Carnes
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This one was recommended by a Swiss friend who was on a visit here…
I’ll Kill Her by Soko… click here for the acoustic version which is also nice
Little more conversation, little less action – take 2
A: Hey B! You profile picture on facebook was missing something.
B: What’s that?
A: Bad breath!
B: Even so! you can’t add that to a picture!
A: You can imply it though?
B: How? By tagging you to my mouth? you stinking bitch!
A: Hey B! you know you’re a Trisexual right?
B: Oh yeah? How cum?
A: Because you like having sex with men, women and YOURSELF!!
B: Butt I’m a man… included in men, right?
A: Fuck you! That joke was funny without being too deep about it!
B: Yeah, but I said ‘how cum’ with a ‘u’ and ‘Butt’ with double ‘t’ which are funnier
A: You idiot! I was listening to you! not reading what you say!
B: Oh yeah? but I thought you were smarter than that funnyman!
A: Smarter? What the fuck are you talking about? If I was reading this I’d laugh, you understand?
B: I know man, but come on!
A: Was that a cum on? or a come on?
B: A come on!
A: With a ‘u’ or an ‘o’?
B: It was with your face, bitch!!
A: Fuck you!
B: It was with an ‘o’
A: What kind of comedian are you? mixing up verbal jokes with written ones?
B: Who the fuck said I was a comedian? huh? It was just a joke!
A: Well, it wasn’t funny…
B: Yes it was!
A: If it was written! If it was written!
B: Like you’re joke was any funny!
A: At least I don’t mix jokes genres!
B: You call them genres?
A: Yeah, what else smarty?
B: I don’t know… Jokes types?
A: Well, maybe… who cares? I meant verbal and written jokes…
B: What else is there?
A: I don’t know… Visual jokes?
B: Yeah, like Charlie Chaplin shit.
A: Exactly, before he started making films with dialogue.
B: Did he? really?
A: Oh yeah. Listen, you wanna go bowling again?
B: How about we go kill you!!
A: Oh yeah? Is that supposed to be funny?
B: No. It’s supposed to be insulting.
A: Fuck you!
B: Fuck you!
A: Hey B! you know why you’re an alphabetically sexual?
B: Enlighten me.
A: Because you fuck anything that starts with any letter!
B: Ha Ha. Not funny!
A: You know why you’re Trisexual again?
B: Why?
A: Because you’ll try anything for sex!
B: What’s that supposed to mean?
A: You idiot! Tri? Try? get it?
B: Fuck that’s not even funny.
A: No, you’re cum joke was!
B: You bet it was! is! will be!
A: Ever read anything by Stephen King?
B: I saw his films.
A: If I wanted to ask about the films I would’ve said “Ever seen any films based on a Stephen King’s book?” but I didn’t did I?
B: Isn’t it the same?
A: Actually yeah in some cases they both sucked, but that wasn’t the question.
B: So what was the question?
A: Are we playing “Mr. A repeats himself forever game”
B: If you’d like to. It’s more fun than bowling!
A: Nice comeback!
B: I know!
A: Whatever, it seems to me you haven’t read any of his books.
B: Who?
A: Alan Alda!
B: You mean Stephen King?
A: Then why the hell did you ask who??
B: OH! OH! I thought we’re playing “Mr. A repeats himself forever game”
A: You fucking kidding me?
B: Yes.
A: What the fuck is wrong with you?
B: My stomach hurts a bit.
A: Didn’t I tell you to stop eating those fucking KFC fries?
B: I did.
A: Then what the fuck is wrong this time?
B: Sushi. I think I had it too raw.
A: How the fuck could anything be “too raw”?? It’s either raw or not.
B: Jesus! I meant fresh. And why do you keep fishing for mistakes? who are you? Alan Alda?
A: Why does Alan Alda has anything to do with this?
B: You mentioned him!
A: So! Does he have anything to do with what I did?
B: No, but I thought It’d be funny. Random funny.
A: It was random, but it didn’t work out really. It was too random.
B: So there’s less random and too random? I thought random is random.
A: Random IS random.
B: That’s not what you said.
A: What did I say?
B: Never mind!
A: But I do mind.
B: Whatever!
A: Listen, wanna go to the movies?
B: What’s playing?
A: My balls on your face!!
B: Is it the sequel to.. to.. to..
A: You don’t have a comeback?
B: The sequel to “Stop talking or B will fuck you again”
A: Not funny!
B: Like you’ve seen it!
A: I did!
B: Aha!
A: what?
B: You just confirmed it bitch!
A: I confirmed nothing!
B: Yes you did! by saying I did!
A: You got me there.
B: Yes!
A: So?
B: So what?
A: Wanna move?
B: Why? you don’t like my dick up your ass??
A: It was never there.
B: Now you’re just rejecting a hypothetical joke!
A: Is there such?
B: When I fuck you there is!
A: Have you been practicing?
B: Why? you feel like losing?
A: I ain’t loosing shit.
B: I meant your virginity!
A: I thought I lost it with your mama.
B: Dude, no mama jokes.
A: Ok. Sorry.
B: It’s ok, I forgive you.
A: That’s what she said!
B: She actually did.
A: Who?
B: Your mama!
A: What did you just say?
B: I had to get back to that one to make it even.
A: Wanna grab something to eat?
B: That’s what she said!
A: Wanna go eat?
B: That’s what she said!
A: I’m really hungry.
B: That’s what she said!
A: Dude, I’m not in the mood for this anymore.
B: That’s what she said!
A: Ok! I get it! Let’s go eat.
B: I already told you I have stomach problems.
A: You can get something to drink while I eat.
B: I think I’ll get some fresh juice.
A: That’s what she said!
B: We’re going your car or mine?
A: Let’s take mine.
B: ok.
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There’s a Place by The Beatles
Lyrics:
There, there’s a place, where I can go , when I feel low , when I feel blue.
And it’s my mind and there’s time when I’m alone.
I think of you, the things you do, go round my head , the things you’ve said… Like I love only you…
In my mind there’s no sorrow. Don’t you know that it’s so…
There’ll be no sad tomorrow. Don’t you know that it’s so…
Common People
Ok, when I wrote my “theory” about the 12 pm and 12 am, I wasn’t ditching the theories of time out there or proving that what was out there is wrong or anything. I just wanted to explain how I never got the 12 am and 12 pm, and how I always though that they are zeros for me! within my own way of thinking! within my own logic!
Well I hope I haven’t offended anyone’s intelligence with my own theory of explaining myself. The only intelligence that was offended was mine. As I said in the post:
I never thought of why, I just assumed I’m just stupid like that…
Well me, having no defense, decided to think about it more… “I couldn’t be wrong” I murmured to my reflection on my iPhone, “And I shall blog about what I think, and why, and laysh, and mino, and sh7agga, and 7agsh7agga, and baby!”
So people take my posts seriously now? like seriously seriously? I mean who am I to define time or mess with centuries of science and research, right?
I do stand by what I said in explaining it to myself, and since I like starting from zero I saw it that way and it never made sense to me. But I didn’t say all the people around the world are wrong. I’m just stating how I see it. Ok? cool? yeah? super? merta7een? 7elween?
Take it easy people.
One more thing, 13 AM does equal to 1 PM because it’s 13 after noon.
Boy, was I serious in this post! : – D
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This is Common People by William Shatner, yes Mr Shatner himself singing… It’s a kick ass song really ; – )
It’s a cover btw, the original was by Pulp
Rehearsals for Retirements
Today is my last day in Napoli, I’m leaving to Rome tomorrow morning, hopefully morning… for 3 days then back home sweet home…
I’m having fun here… It’s a really nice place, and pictures are coming soon… I just came back from the Capodimonte Museum… I got stuck in the elevator for 10 minutes with an old man and on the way back I almost got hit by a car while I was walking on the sidewalk… I got the message Napoli… you didn’t have to make it that obvious… I already got it…
To be honest today my mood is very much down… like really down there… I don’t even feel like going out though it’s still 15:15
meh!
I’m planning my own rehearsals for retirement, if you know what I’m saying… I think I’ll start once I’m back home… It’s easier that way…
I loved going to Madre, the museum of modern art in Napoli… very inspirational… also visited Pompei the oldest remaining city in the world, destroyed by the eruption of Mount Vesuvius so a lot of the city was saved under the ashes and they had to remove almost 6 meters of ashes… and they also found some dead bodies in their last dieing position… awful… a family with a pregnant mother and 2 children next to her… also a dog… and so on…
one more thing to say…
LONG LIVES PHIL OCHS AND GOD BLESS HIS SOUL
Naples, and The Ballad Of The Skeletons
Tonight I’m leaving to Italy and will stay there for 2 weeks… 10 days in Naples and 4 in Rome and some trips here and there…
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The is The Ballad of The Skeletons with Allen Ginsberg and Paul McCartney
Take care everyone ; – )
Younis
This is a perfect timing for me to listen to such song… I’m currently into the music of Mohammed Mounir and the poetry of Abdelrahman El Abnody, Ahmed Fuad Negm and Sayed Hegab… well, this song was written by El Abnody for Mounir…
I’m just in love with this song…
Bob Dylan & Allen Ginsberg – Vomit Express – rare find
When Bob Dylan meets beat poetry’s godfather and the greatest of them all, the result is stunning… an all-day-on-repeat for me…
to download right click and save this link.
(Dream #End) + the Bruno Dumont quote.
I was in the backseat of my uncle’s old GMC suburban on the Fahaheel’s Highway, my cousin was driving, can’t remember who was sitting in front, but I was in the back. Suddenly the sky is darkening, guess what? Alien attack!!
We were on the way to…
*stops writing because his food just arrived*
*36 minutes later…*
We we on our way to Sabah Al-Salem, where my uncle lives, so we had to take the Messial-Sabah Al-Salem bridge. Just as we saw the bridge, a robot that has a cubic body, probably 3 meters on each side and 4 long octopus-like arms (probably 10 meters each) fell from the sky on one of the cars at the traffic light on the bridge, I saw electricity and smoke coming out of it. 2 arms had the car in a grip, 2 on the floor. Then suddenly it jumped to the sky with the car, and it disappeared from sight. We were shocked and horrified in the car. What was going on? We had no idea, and we couldn’t move anywhere else because we were already on the bridge. I was thinking that this is the end of the world, then as we stopped and the traffic light strange birds started coming from the sky. They looked like something between a crow and a parrot. Like a black parrot with a giant beak. Those birds were like kamekaze pilots! They would falls from the sky on the top of the cars and break it with their beaks, leave a hole in the car then die. My cousin takes a left to head home very fast that the cars starts spinning, then head in the right direction again. One of those birds falls on one of our tires, my cousin stops the car and we run towards the building next to the Naif chicken. Groups of people stop their cars and start running towards us. Space ships start landing on the ground, they looked like those from the latest War of the Worlds film, and I hear like a voice over in a film someone saying “Operation Destruction! Operation Destruction!”
*Think he has nothing more to say*
*Saves this as a draft*
*opens it… it’s 5 days later*
Today was our 4th and last performance of “The Railway Children” … finally some time off and no more rehearsals for a few months… just the regular weekly classes…
*adds something to the post’s title*
A few weeks ago, I finished reading Projections 12, from the Projections series, currently reading Projections 10, and the last interview on book 12 was with French director Bruno Dumont, former philosophy professor, and something he said that got stuck in my head… he said…
“I studied philosophy because it demands an intellectual outlook on the world [...] But I soon discovered that philosophy was too subjective: it lacks heart, it’s over-intellectual, and I found that it made me cut myself off from the everyday”
To a certain extent, I do agree with this… specially the “over-intellectual” part… I’m not ditching the whole history of philosophy or anything… and it’s more interesting that such a statement come from a philosophy professor…
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This guy does really good videos on youtube… it’s my latest “obsession”
if you like this, then you should watch his other ones… I’m a fan…