A: Hey… would you like to go bowling?
B: Naah, I suck at bowling…
A: oh yeah? Me too. So what sports you like playing?
B: football.
A: so you play games that you’re only good at.
B: actually I’m bad at football.
A: isn’t that why you don’t play bowling?
B: naah, I enjoy football more.
A: ah, ok. Cuz I thought you only play sports that you’re only good at.
B: why would I do that? That’d be silly.
A: yet logical.
B. It is. It is. I’m not saying anyone shouldn’t do that, it’s just that I don’t do such things.
A: hmmm, interesting.
B: yeah.
A: yeah… So are you up for bowling?
B: naah, I suck at that.
A: I know, you just told me that.
B: then why did you ask again?
A: I thought that proving the point that you don’t have to be good in a game in order to enjoy it is good enough to convince you to go
B: well, it didn’t!
A: Did I tell you that I took my aunt to the hospital last night?
B: oh, really? Sorry to hear that! What was wrong with her?
A: heart attack!
B: ouch!
A: nah, just kidding… She has diabetes and something was low.
B: something was low?
A: yeah, I’m not good with these medical terms.
B: sugar level?
A: yes! Sugar level!
B: That’s an easy medical term.
A: oh yeah? What’s a hard one?
B: I don’t know. It wouldn’t be hard if I knew it!
A: people can know some hard terms.
B: true. But then they wouldn’t be that hard, right? They’d be common knowlegde hard.
A: how can it be common and hard at the same time. If it’s common it’s common, if it’s hard it’s hard. It can’t be common hard.
B: Yes it can!
A: give me an example.
B: I can’t think of an example right now…
A: you see?
B: no no, I can’t think of it because it’s common hard… Making it common for most people and hard for some.
A: give me an example where it’s common for you and hard for others, how about that?
B: stop doing that!
A: doing what?
B: this! Talking!
A: so you want me to stop talking?
B: just for a second!
A: ok, I’ll shut up for 3 minutes while you think of an example.
B: I’m not gonna think of an example! Stop it!
A: stop what?!??
B: asking me for examples!
A: but how can you prove a point without that?
B: I’m not in a science conference or something!
A: you think they give examples just in science?
B: no! That was just an example!
A: you see! Now you made a point! You gave a good example!
B: fuck you!
A: fuck you!
B: fuck your examples!
A: no no, fuck your examples!
B: I thought I didn’t have any examples?!?! How can you fuck that?
A: fuck your science conference example! Fuck it really hard!
B: fuck your bowling!
A: come on!! Let’s go bowling! It’s fun!
B: not for me!
A: I promise you you’ll have a good time!
B: I have my own good time my own way!
A: yeah right!
B: you think I never have fun? You think that, right?
A: I never said that
B: you implied it!
A: you think too much… Stop overanalyzing!
B: whatever!
A: come on!!!! Let’s go bowling! Pleeeease!!
B: how much would it cost?
A: I don’t know! Nothing! Come on, I’ll pay for it
B: you’re not paying for me! I only asked cuz I thought I might need to withdraw some cash. That’s all!
A: yeah right!
B: you think i’m cheap? You fucking think I’m cheap?
A: no no, you’re not cheap! I admit that I’m cheaper than you.
B: cheapER? So I’m cheap
A: no you’re not!
B: then why did you offer to pay for me?
A: because I didn’t wanna force you into paying for something you might not enjoy it.
B: you know what?
A: what?
B: I’ll pay for my game and yours too!
A: oh yeah?
B: yeah!
A: ok
B: ok
A: so shall we?
B: yeah, whatever let’s just leave
A: ok.
B: you know what? I really don’t feel like bowling…
A: fuck you!
B: whatever!
A: you get me so excited and then you back on me?
B: it’s not like I promised! I seriously don’t feel like it… I think you talked me into it. You knew how would I react!
A: duuuude!!! Seriously?? Seriously??
B: yeah! You always do that!
A: when?? When??
B: 2 weeks ago I paid for that miso soup and the sashimi feast you had!
A: you offered!
B: exactly! I don’t even like Japanese food!
A: then why did you go??
B: because you talked me into it!
A: I didn’t!
B: yes you did!
A: this conversation is going nowhere…
B: bullshit!
A: I’m going bowling wanna come? I’ll pay for both of us, so that you wouldn’t think I talked you into it!
B: what makes you think I didn’t talk you into it!
A: you can’t!
B: oh yeah?
A: yeah… Whatever let’s just go…
B: I’ll pay for my game.
A: fair
B: fair.
A: let’s go.
B: ok.