A: Hey B! You profile picture on facebook was missing something.

B: What’s that?

A: Bad breath!

B: Even so! you can’t add that to a picture!

A: You can imply it though?

B: How? By tagging you to my mouth? you stinking bitch!

A: Hey B! you know you’re a Trisexual right?

B: Oh yeah? How cum?

A: Because you like having sex with men, women and YOURSELF!!

B: Butt I’m a man… included in men, right?

A: Fuck you! That joke was funny without being too deep about it!

B: Yeah, but I said ‘how cum’ with a ‘u’ and ‘Butt’ with double ‘t’ which are funnier

A: You idiot! I was listening to you! not reading what you say!

B: Oh yeah? but I thought you were smarter than that funnyman!

A: Smarter? What the fuck are you talking about? If I was reading this I’d laugh, you understand?

B: I know man, but come on!

A: Was that a cum on? or a come on?

B: A come on!

A: With a ‘u’ or an ‘o’?

B: It was with your face, bitch!!

A: Fuck you!

B: It was with an ‘o’

A: What kind of comedian are you? mixing up verbal jokes with written ones?

B: Who the fuck said I was a comedian? huh? It was just a joke!

A: Well, it wasn’t funny…

B: Yes it was!

A: If it was written! If it was written!

B: Like you’re joke was any funny!

A: At least I don’t mix jokes genres!

B: You call them genres?

A: Yeah, what else smarty?

B: I don’t know… Jokes types?

A: Well, maybe… who cares? I meant verbal and written jokes…

B: What else is there?

A: I don’t know… Visual jokes?

B: Yeah, like Charlie Chaplin shit.

A: Exactly, before he started making films with dialogue.

B: Did he? really?

A: Oh yeah. Listen, you wanna go bowling again?

B: How about we go kill you!!

A: Oh yeah? Is that supposed to be funny?

B: No. It’s supposed to be insulting.

A: Fuck you!

B: Fuck you!

A: Hey B! you know why you’re an alphabetically sexual?

B: Enlighten me.

A: Because you fuck anything that starts with any letter!

B: Ha Ha. Not funny!

A: You know why you’re Trisexual again?

B: Why?

A: Because you’ll try anything for sex!

B: What’s that supposed to mean?

A: You idiot! Tri? Try? get it?

B: Fuck that’s not even funny.

A: No, you’re cum joke was!

B: You bet it was! is! will be!

A: Ever read anything by Stephen King?

B: I saw his films.

A: If I wanted to ask about the films I would’ve said “Ever seen any films based on a Stephen King’s book?” but I didn’t did I?

B: Isn’t it the same?

A: Actually yeah in some cases they both sucked, but that wasn’t the question.

B: So what was the question?

A: Are we playing “Mr. A repeats himself forever game”

B: If you’d like to. It’s more fun than bowling!

A: Nice comeback!

B: I know!

A: Whatever, it seems to me you haven’t read any of his books.

B: Who?

A: Alan Alda!

B: You mean Stephen King?

A: Then why the hell did you ask who??

B: OH! OH! I thought we’re playing “Mr. A repeats himself forever game”

A: You fucking kidding me?

B: Yes.

A: What the fuck is wrong with you?

B: My stomach hurts a bit.

A: Didn’t I tell you to stop eating those fucking KFC fries?

B: I did.

A: Then what the fuck is wrong this time?

B: Sushi. I think I had it too raw.

A: How the fuck could anything be “too raw”?? It’s either raw or not.

B: Jesus! I meant fresh. And why do you keep fishing for mistakes? who are you? Alan Alda?

A: Why does Alan Alda has anything to do with this?

B: You mentioned him!

A: So! Does he have anything to do with what I did?

B: No, but I thought It’d be funny. Random funny.

A: It was random, but it didn’t work out really. It was too random.

B: So there’s less random and too random? I thought random is random.

A: Random IS random.

B: That’s not what you said.

A: What did I say?

B: Never mind!

A: But I do mind.

B: Whatever!

A: Listen, wanna go to the movies?

B: What’s playing?

A: My balls on your face!!

B: Is it the sequel to.. to.. to..

A: You don’t have a comeback?

B: The sequel to “Stop talking or B will fuck you again”

A: Not funny!

B: Like you’ve seen it!

A: I did!

B: Aha!

A: what?

B: You just confirmed it bitch!

A: I confirmed nothing!

B: Yes you did! by saying I did!

A: You got me there.

B: Yes!

A: So?

B: So what?

A: Wanna move?

B: Why? you don’t like my dick up your ass??

A: It was never there.

B: Now you’re just rejecting a hypothetical joke!

A: Is there such?

B: When I fuck you there is!

A: Have you been practicing?

B: Why? you feel like losing?

A: I ain’t loosing shit.

B: I meant your virginity!

A: I thought I lost it with your mama.

B: Dude, no mama jokes.

A: Ok. Sorry.

B: It’s ok, I forgive you.

A: That’s what she said!

B: She actually did.

A: Who?

B: Your mama!

A: What did you just say?

B: I had to get back to that one to make it even.

A: Wanna grab something to eat?

B: That’s what she said!

A: Wanna go eat?

B: That’s what she said!

A: I’m really hungry.

B: That’s what she said!

A: Dude, I’m not in the mood for this anymore.

B: That’s what she said!

A: Ok! I get it! Let’s go eat.

B: I already told you I have stomach problems.

A: You can get something to drink while I eat.

B: I think I’ll get some fresh juice.

A: That’s what she said!

B: We’re going your car or mine?

A: Let’s take mine.

B: ok.

—

There’s a Place by The Beatles

Lyrics:

There, there’s a place, where I can go , when I feel low , when I feel blue.
And it’s my mind and there’s time when I’m alone.
I think of you, the things you do, go round my head , the things you’ve said… Like I love only you…

In my mind there’s no sorrow. Don’t you know that it’s so…
There’ll be no sad tomorrow. Don’t you know that it’s so…