2010 is the year of absolute good music… no doubt about that… here’s some…
Just A Boy by Angus & Julia Stone… Their album kicks ass really…
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I heard this in an episode of Moral Orel, one of my favorite shows.. It’s very depressing and catchy… weird, but I love it…
No Children by The Mountain Goats
(1)
يا ذات العشق و يا ذات الروح و يا ذات ذاتي…
يا مستـَقبلا في أيامٍ مضت… و ربما.
يا قطةً في جسدٍ أرْنـَبـيّ…
كم افتدقك.
يا لهفتي. يا قبلة النعيم.
يا سيدةً للساعات و الدقائق و الثواني و أجزائها العشرية.
كم افتدقك.
يا حرير النور. يا دمـًا يسبح في المخيخ و يا بحر القطن الهائج.
كم افتقدك.
يا راحتي.
يا مالكة كهفي.
يا أغنية الكواكب و النجوم و المجرات، و يا كل أقمارها.
كم أفتقدك.
يا عازفة أفكاري و دفـّتها. يا صومعتي. يا صورا تملؤها الفراشات.
يا زهورا تنبت في الشرايين.
يا مطرا يدغدغ وجهي المبتسم إلى السماء
يا محبة القمر.
كم أفتقدك.
يا سعادةً تحوم في القفص الصدري
يا رحمةً احتوت يدي في حضنها. يا صارفة الهمّ و الغمّ بصوتها.
يا رقصة الدموع المالحة…
يا أرَقـاً يقص عليَ أحلام العشاق و يا من تحت أقدامها أرض ميعادي
أراكِ في كل زاوية
و افتقدك…
(2)
تسكنين ما بين البؤبؤ و القزحية…
فكيف لا أراك حين أرى؟
،
حتى إن أغمضت…
أراك بالأسود و الأبيض.
(3)
قلبي يتمزق رويدا رويدا،
و يخيطه عقلي بخيطٍ قصيرٍ سكران… لا يخيط…
بل يخلف جراحـًا.
…
هلاّ ناولتني شعرةً من شعرك الأسود الطويل؟
أخيط بها قلبي
و تبقى هناك للأبد…
حتى إن متّ، لن يأكلها الدود
و تبقى في صدري… مكانَ قلبي… و أفضل.
(5)
سعادتي راحتك… و راحتي قرارك.
و جنوني كان و سيبقى.
(6)
ألم أخبركِ أنني لم أرى ظلـّك أبدا؟
فعند وجودكِ
لا آخر يكون.
حتى السكون، يستحي و إلى جحره يمضي…
كاسرا رأسه. محدقا في أقدامه. يجرّ أجنحة الخيبة و ذيول الخجل…
(7)
السعادة لا تودَع في البنوك و الجاه لا يصنع الرجال
لكني أقسم بالذي نقش رموشكِ
لم أتمنى يوما أن أكون قارون هذا القرن، إلا لتستيقظي كل يومٍ على صدري
لكني لست حتى محارة في البحر…
و أنتي أحلى دانة
(8)
من غير غيوم،
يهطل المطر في قلبي
و يتسرب من العيون…
على شكل حسافات
و على هيئة أحلام حية، تسكن في سجون.
تخاف تحريك ألسنتها، و تنطق بالسكون.
(9)
أخبرتك عن كل اللاتي سبقن
و ما قبلهن…
فإن أتت اللاحقات، إن خلقن، فلا عنكي سأخبرهن.
فلا داعي لكسر العزائم… و لا للإحباط…
(11)
بعد الفراق
يتولد في القلب فراغ.
فراغ تملؤه ذكراك
و يتبعه خمولٌ في الجفون
و حرقة في الفؤاد
و حيرة فيما سأكتب و كيف و لماذا و لمن…
A friend of mine posted this on facebook today…
Bette Davis Eyes by Kim Carnes
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This one was recommended by a Swiss friend who was on a visit here…
I’ll Kill Her by Soko… click here for the acoustic version which is also nice
A: Hey B! You profile picture on facebook was missing something.
B: What’s that?
A: Bad breath!
B: Even so! you can’t add that to a picture!
A: You can imply it though?
B: How? By tagging you to my mouth? you stinking bitch!
A: Hey B! you know you’re a Trisexual right?
B: Oh yeah? How cum?
A: Because you like having sex with men, women and YOURSELF!!
B: Butt I’m a man… included in men, right?
A: Fuck you! That joke was funny without being too deep about it!
B: Yeah, but I said ‘how cum’ with a ‘u’ and ‘Butt’ with double ‘t’ which are funnier
A: You idiot! I was listening to you! not reading what you say!
B: Oh yeah? but I thought you were smarter than that funnyman!
A: Smarter? What the fuck are you talking about? If I was reading this I’d laugh, you understand?
B: I know man, but come on!
A: Was that a cum on? or a come on?
B: A come on!
A: With a ‘u’ or an ‘o’?
B: It was with your face, bitch!!
A: Fuck you!
B: It was with an ‘o’
A: What kind of comedian are you? mixing up verbal jokes with written ones?
B: Who the fuck said I was a comedian? huh? It was just a joke!
A: Well, it wasn’t funny…
B: Yes it was!
A: If it was written! If it was written!
B: Like you’re joke was any funny!
A: At least I don’t mix jokes genres!
B: You call them genres?
A: Yeah, what else smarty?
B: I don’t know… Jokes types?
A: Well, maybe… who cares? I meant verbal and written jokes…
B: What else is there?
A: I don’t know… Visual jokes?
B: Yeah, like Charlie Chaplin shit.
A: Exactly, before he started making films with dialogue.
B: Did he? really?
A: Oh yeah. Listen, you wanna go bowling again?
B: How about we go kill you!!
A: Oh yeah? Is that supposed to be funny?
B: No. It’s supposed to be insulting.
A: Fuck you!
B: Fuck you!
A: Hey B! you know why you’re an alphabetically sexual?
B: Enlighten me.
A: Because you fuck anything that starts with any letter!
B: Ha Ha. Not funny!
A: You know why you’re Trisexual again?
B: Why?
A: Because you’ll try anything for sex!
B: What’s that supposed to mean?
A: You idiot! Tri? Try? get it?
B: Fuck that’s not even funny.
A: No, you’re cum joke was!
B: You bet it was! is! will be!
A: Ever read anything by Stephen King?
B: I saw his films.
A: If I wanted to ask about the films I would’ve said “Ever seen any films based on a Stephen King’s book?” but I didn’t did I?
B: Isn’t it the same?
A: Actually yeah in some cases they both sucked, but that wasn’t the question.
B: So what was the question?
A: Are we playing “Mr. A repeats himself forever game”
B: If you’d like to. It’s more fun than bowling!
A: Nice comeback!
B: I know!
A: Whatever, it seems to me you haven’t read any of his books.
B: Who?
A: Alan Alda!
B: You mean Stephen King?
A: Then why the hell did you ask who??
B: OH! OH! I thought we’re playing “Mr. A repeats himself forever game”
A: You fucking kidding me?
B: Yes.
A: What the fuck is wrong with you?
B: My stomach hurts a bit.
A: Didn’t I tell you to stop eating those fucking KFC fries?
B: I did.
A: Then what the fuck is wrong this time?
B: Sushi. I think I had it too raw.
A: How the fuck could anything be “too raw”?? It’s either raw or not.
B: Jesus! I meant fresh. And why do you keep fishing for mistakes? who are you? Alan Alda?
A: Why does Alan Alda has anything to do with this?
B: You mentioned him!
A: So! Does he have anything to do with what I did?
B: No, but I thought It’d be funny. Random funny.
A: It was random, but it didn’t work out really. It was too random.
B: So there’s less random and too random? I thought random is random.
A: Random IS random.
B: That’s not what you said.
A: What did I say?
B: Never mind!
A: But I do mind.
B: Whatever!
A: Listen, wanna go to the movies?
B: What’s playing?
A: My balls on your face!!
B: Is it the sequel to.. to.. to..
A: You don’t have a comeback?
B: The sequel to “Stop talking or B will fuck you again”
A: Not funny!
B: Like you’ve seen it!
A: I did!
B: Aha!
A: what?
B: You just confirmed it bitch!
A: I confirmed nothing!
B: Yes you did! by saying I did!
A: You got me there.
B: Yes!
A: So?
B: So what?
A: Wanna move?
B: Why? you don’t like my dick up your ass??
A: It was never there.
B: Now you’re just rejecting a hypothetical joke!
A: Is there such?
B: When I fuck you there is!
A: Have you been practicing?
B: Why? you feel like losing?
A: I ain’t loosing shit.
B: I meant your virginity!
A: I thought I lost it with your mama.
B: Dude, no mama jokes.
A: Ok. Sorry.
B: It’s ok, I forgive you.
A: That’s what she said!
B: She actually did.
A: Who?
B: Your mama!
A: What did you just say?
B: I had to get back to that one to make it even.
A: Wanna grab something to eat?
B: That’s what she said!
A: Wanna go eat?
B: That’s what she said!
A: I’m really hungry.
B: That’s what she said!
A: Dude, I’m not in the mood for this anymore.
B: That’s what she said!
A: Ok! I get it! Let’s go eat.
B: I already told you I have stomach problems.
A: You can get something to drink while I eat.
B: I think I’ll get some fresh juice.
A: That’s what she said!
B: We’re going your car or mine?
A: Let’s take mine.
B: ok.
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There’s a Place by The Beatles
Lyrics:
There, there’s a place, where I can go , when I feel low , when I feel blue.
And it’s my mind and there’s time when I’m alone.
I think of you, the things you do, go round my head , the things you’ve said… Like I love only you…
In my mind there’s no sorrow. Don’t you know that it’s so…
There’ll be no sad tomorrow. Don’t you know that it’s so…
Ok, when I wrote my “theory” about the 12 pm and 12 am, I wasn’t ditching the theories of time out there or proving that what was out there is wrong or anything. I just wanted to explain how I never got the 12 am and 12 pm, and how I always though that they are zeros for me! within my own way of thinking! within my own logic!
Well I hope I haven’t offended anyone’s intelligence with my own theory of explaining myself. The only intelligence that was offended was mine. As I said in the post:
I never thought of why, I just assumed I’m just stupid like that…
Well me, having no defense, decided to think about it more… “I couldn’t be wrong” I murmured to my reflection on my iPhone, “And I shall blog about what I think, and why, and laysh, and mino, and sh7agga, and 7agsh7agga, and baby!”
So people take my posts seriously now? like seriously seriously? I mean who am I to define time or mess with centuries of science and research, right?
I do stand by what I said in explaining it to myself, and since I like starting from zero I saw it that way and it never made sense to me. But I didn’t say all the people around the world are wrong. I’m just stating how I see it. Ok? cool? yeah? super? merta7een? 7elween?
Take it easy people.
One more thing, 13 AM does equal to 1 PM because it’s 13 after noon.
Boy, was I serious in this post! : – D
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This is Common People by William Shatner, yes Mr Shatner himself singing… It’s a kick ass song really ; – )
It’s a cover btw, the original was by Pulp
This morning I was reading the shooting script of The People VS. Larry Flynt… Here’s an excerpt that I liked:
Larry squirms nervously.
LARRY: Jeez, I dunno, Althea. All of a sudden you’re really puttin’ the screws on me.
ALTHEA (sincere) : Look, after my parents, I didn’t think I’d ever want to get married. But then I met you.
LARRY (staring into her eyes) : So you’re really serious…?
ALTHEA: Like a hemorrhoid.
Larry slowly nods, mulling this over.
She waits for a response.
Finally — he smiles slyly.
LARRY: Ummm, Althea?
ALTHEA (grinning expectantly) : Yes, Larry……..?
LARRY: Would you be my wife?
Althea SQUEALS happily and hugs him. They kiss excitedly.
CUT TO:
I always set my mobile/Computer clock to the 24hr system, instead of the 12hr system.
Why?
Well, even if you’re not interested, I’ll tell you why.
It’s because I still mix 12 am and 12 pm. Well, I never thought of why, I just assumed I’m just stupid like that. But! Today while sitting at Caribou Coffee at The Avenues with Nada, you might’ve seen me there… I was the philipino woman with a missing front tooth… Anyways, I looked at my “iPhone” only to find it says 13:31 so I showed it to her, expressing my being fond of such “time readings” like 12:34, 05:50, 22:22 and such. So she asked me why do I have it on the 24hr system. Well me, having no defense, decided to think about it more… “I couldn’t be wrong” I murmured to my reflection on my iPhone, “And I shall blog about what I think, and why, and laysh, and mino, and sh7agga, and 7agsh7agga, and baby!”
Let’s see if I can make sense here… I’ll make it as simple as I can, and try to be sloooowwwwww
So, the time on any 24hr system clock starts with Zero, right? which I use of course.
So it’s 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23 and 24 but! but! Let’s not forget that 24 is itself equals to Zero equals to 12. cool? and we know that 13:00 = 1:00, 14:00 = 2:00 and so on…
So in a 12hr system we start like this:
0 PM, 1 AM, 2 AM, 3 AM, 4 AM, 5 AM, 6 AM, 7 AM, 8 AM, 9 AM, 10 AM, 11 AM, 0 AM, 1 PM, 2 PM, 3 PM, 4 PM, 5 PM, 6 PM, 7 PM, 8 PM, 9 PM, 10 PM, 11 PM, 12 PM … in which 0 PM = 12 PM, so Let’s cut this one long bastard in 2, then we have 2 parts
1st half of the day: 0 PM, 1 AM, 2 AM, 3 AM, 4 AM, 5 AM, 6 AM, 7 AM, 8 AM, 9 AM, 10 AM, 11 AM
2nd half of the day: 0 AM, 1 PM, 2 PM, 3 PM, 4 PM, 5 PM, 6 PM, 7 PM, 8 PM, 9 PM, 10 PM, 11 PM
a complete 24hrs.
Soooo, in a 24hr system it could be all “AM” because 15:00 AM equals to 3:00 PM it’ll be something like that:
0 AM, 1 AM, 2 AM, 3 AM, 4 AM, 5 AM, 6 AM, 7 AM, 8 AM, 9 AM, 10 AM, 11 AM, 12 AM, 13 AM, 14 AM, 15, AM 16 AM, 17 AM, 18 AM, 19 AM, 20 AM, 21 AM, 22 AM, 23 AM and back to 24 AM which is 0 AM, then 1 AM, 2 AM.
so the 2 parts again, become like this:
1st half of the day: 0 PM(which is 24 AM, which is also 0 AM), 1 AM, 2 AM, 3 AM, 4 AM, 5 AM, 6 AM, 7 AM, 8 AM, 9 AM, 10 AM, 11 AM
Soooo, the 1st half of the day becomes like this:
1st half of the dayB: 0 AM, 1 AM, 2 AM, 3 AM, 4 AM, 5 AM, 6 AM, 7 AM, 8 AM, 9 AM, 10 AM, 11 AM
Note that I started from Zero to 11, but 12hr system watches start from 12 to 11, in which case 12 = 0.
Aren’t we supposed to start from 0 to 11, instead of 12 to 11? Because we start from 0… Nothing starts from 12! you can’t just start counting 12, 1, 2, 3, 4 and so on… we start 0, 1, 2, 3, 4 and so on… Because 0 is the original start… how can time starts on a watch from 12? what was before that?? ok, you might say 11 which is true, and then? well… then 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 12
Aha!! you went back to 12!
Well, let me tell you my friend 0 is 12 and we start from 0! ZERO! ZILCH! got it?
Ok,
1st half of the day: 0 PM, 1 AM, 2 AM, 3 AM, 4 AM, 5 AM, 6 AM, 7 AM, 8 AM, 9 AM, 10 AM, 11 AM
will be equal to
1st half of the dayB: 0 AM, 1 AM, 2 AM, 3 AM, 4 AM, 5 AM, 6 AM, 7 AM, 8 AM, 9 AM, 10 AM, 11 AM
and
2nd half of the day: 0 AM, 1 PM, 2 PM, 3 PM, 4 PM, 5 PM, 6 PM, 7 PM, 8 PM, 9 PM, 10 PM, 11 PM
will be equal to
2nd half of the dayB: 0 PM, 1 PM, 2 PM, 3 PM, 4 PM, 5 PM, 6 PM, 7 PM, 8 PM, 9 PM, 10 PM, 11 PM
Sooo,
Then, according to 1st half of the dayB and 2nd half of the dayB because we start from 0 to 11, not 12 to 11
12 pm and 12 am don’t exist!! It’s all just in your minds people!!! Ok! I’m not the crazy one here… You are!!
I hope you enjoyed this light mental masturbation, and I hope it made sense : – D
I’m too sleepy to explain more, if there was anything to explain that is! : – p
Here are some titles I considered for this post:
12 am is the new 12 pm!
12 am is 12 pm and vice versa.
12 (am + pm) / ϴ
12 am and 12 pm: the musical
There’s no 12!
12 is in the future and it’s not before 11, unless it’s 0!
Too much Twelving!
12 o’clock is dead.
“Hey! Look at me making a total idiot of myself!”
I say AM, you say PAM (AM pronounced as in I am, so it would rhyme with pam)
Let’s start from 9,628,996,555 then go forward to 235 which is actually less than 9,628,996,555 [ because anything forward from 9,628,996,555 = 9,628,996,555 +n (n > 0) and if 235 was forward from 9,628,996,555 then n = - 9,628,996,320 in which n is actually < 0, which is not acceptable in case of moving "forward"]
Changing the world. One smile at a time : – )
Smile Train is an international charity founded in 1999 by Brian Mullaney and Charles Wang with the mission of providing free cleft lips and palate surgery for children in developing countries and providing free cleft-related training for doctors and medical professionals. By March 2008, Smile Train had performed more than 280,000 cleft surgeries in 74 countries, raising $84 million with a staff of 30 people. By 2009, when the organization celebrated its tenth year, it had assisted over 500,000 children.
From wikipedia… for more click here
and yes I did donate of course! ; – )
عصيب
سمين و أصلع، يقف أمام المرآة. ينظر. جائع. يكمل النظر. عمره تعدى الخمسين
أحبَّ عندما كان في العشرين و لكن أهلها رفضوا تزويجها له، لم يكن صاحب جاه و لكنه كان صاحب صوت جميل
حَفِظَ العديد من أغاني الحب، لم يغنيها لأحد أبدا. لها فقط. 4 مرات
تعلم في السابعة من عمره بأن لا يبصق باتجاه القبلة. حرام
يمسك موس الحلاقة، يحلق مابين فخذيه
يرش قليلا من الماء ليبرّد جسمه. يحس بحرقه، يرى جرحا صغيرا
ينظر. يبصق
بصق في اتجاه لم يبصق فيه من قبل
بصق في اتجاه المرآة
مسخ
قصة قصيرة في جزئين
(1)
ولد في الخامس من آب، مع أنه يفضل أن يقول أغسطس و لكن هذا ليس مهم… ترتيبه الثالث بين أخوته الثلاثة، الأول كان يتردد كثيرا على المسرح، الثاني يتردد كثيرا على المسجد و الرابع كان يتردد كثيرا على المطاعم و على مجمع الرحاب. أما هو… فهو متردد
تصفح العديد من الكتب. يبحث عن إلهام معين. يبحث عن حل سريع… لم يكمل أيا من الكتب حتى الآن
يكره الحيطان الأربعه، يكره السقف
يكره الشمس. يكرهها في الكويت. لا يتذكر يوما أحبها، حتى خارج الكويت
ربما سيحبها يوما ما… عندما تنقذه
يقضي كثيرا من الوقت في قيادة السيارة و الاستماع إلى صديقه المفضل. المذياع
قرر أن يسلك منهجا قديما. أراد أن يصبح مثل ذلك الرجل العظيم
في يوم ما يذهب إلى حمام السباحة، يتسلق إلى الأعلى
يقفز
يلبس جسمه الماء و يشعر بطعم أجمل للحياة
(2)
مشغول معظم الوقت. مشغول في لاشيء و كل شيء. المهم أنه مشغول
أصبحت لديه شروط كثيرة… من لا شيء و من كل شيء
يدخل البيت. لم يقل لوالديه بأنه يحبهما أبدا. و لم يقل ذلك لأخوته الثلاثة… أراد أن يقولها اليوم لكنه تردد
لم يذهب للسباحة منذ فترة. يفتقد شعور تلك السقطة
يدخل إلى الحمام. ينتهي. ينظر إلى المرآة
لم يصبح مثل ذلك الرجل العظيم. بل صورة ناقصة منه. صورة غير مكتملة. ليست صورة إنما نسخة مشوهة غير مكتملة. محترقة. فارغة. جافة… عليها غبار
يصعد إلى سطح البيت. ينظر إلى الأسفل. يقف على الحائط. يغطي عينيه من أشعة الشمس. يأخذ نفسا عميقا
يقفز
ما أن لامس جسمه الأرض، طارت روحه
يشعر بطعم آخر للحياة
A: Hey… would you like to go bowling?
B: Naah, I suck at bowling…
A: oh yeah? Me too. So what sports you like playing?
B: football.
A: so you play games that you’re only good at.
B: actually I’m bad at football.
A: isn’t that why you don’t play bowling?
B: naah, I enjoy football more.
A: ah, ok. Cuz I thought you only play sports that you’re only good at.
B: why would I do that? That’d be silly.
A: yet logical.
B. It is. It is. I’m not saying anyone shouldn’t do that, it’s just that I don’t do such things.
A: hmmm, interesting.
B: yeah.
A: yeah… So are you up for bowling?
B: naah, I suck at that.
A: I know, you just told me that.
B: then why did you ask again?
A: I thought that proving the point that you don’t have to be good in a game in order to enjoy it is good enough to convince you to go
B: well, it didn’t!
A: Did I tell you that I took my aunt to the hospital last night?
B: oh, really? Sorry to hear that! What was wrong with her?
A: heart attack!
B: ouch!
A: nah, just kidding… She has diabetes and something was low.
B: something was low?
A: yeah, I’m not good with these medical terms.
B: sugar level?
A: yes! Sugar level!
B: That’s an easy medical term.
A: oh yeah? What’s a hard one?
B: I don’t know. It wouldn’t be hard if I knew it!
A: people can know some hard terms.
B: true. But then they wouldn’t be that hard, right? They’d be common knowlegde hard.
A: how can it be common and hard at the same time. If it’s common it’s common, if it’s hard it’s hard. It can’t be common hard.
B: Yes it can!
A: give me an example.
B: I can’t think of an example right now…
A: you see?
B: no no, I can’t think of it because it’s common hard… Making it common for most people and hard for some.
A: give me an example where it’s common for you and hard for others, how about that?
B: stop doing that!
A: doing what?
B: this! Talking!
A: so you want me to stop talking?
B: just for a second!
A: ok, I’ll shut up for 3 minutes while you think of an example.
B: I’m not gonna think of an example! Stop it!
A: stop what?!??
B: asking me for examples!
A: but how can you prove a point without that?
B: I’m not in a science conference or something!
A: you think they give examples just in science?
B: no! That was just an example!
A: you see! Now you made a point! You gave a good example!
B: fuck you!
A: fuck you!
B: fuck your examples!
A: no no, fuck your examples!
B: I thought I didn’t have any examples?!?! How can you fuck that?
A: fuck your science conference example! Fuck it really hard!
B: fuck your bowling!
A: come on!! Let’s go bowling! It’s fun!
B: not for me!
A: I promise you you’ll have a good time!
B: I have my own good time my own way!
A: yeah right!
B: you think I never have fun? You think that, right?
A: I never said that
B: you implied it!
A: you think too much… Stop overanalyzing!
B: whatever!
A: come on!!!! Let’s go bowling! Pleeeease!!
B: how much would it cost?
A: I don’t know! Nothing! Come on, I’ll pay for it
B: you’re not paying for me! I only asked cuz I thought I might need to withdraw some cash. That’s all!
A: yeah right!
B: you think i’m cheap? You fucking think I’m cheap?
A: no no, you’re not cheap! I admit that I’m cheaper than you.
B: cheapER? So I’m cheap
A: no you’re not!
B: then why did you offer to pay for me?
A: because I didn’t wanna force you into paying for something you might not enjoy it.
B: you know what?
A: what?
B: I’ll pay for my game and yours too!
A: oh yeah?
B: yeah!
A: ok
B: ok
A: so shall we?
B: yeah, whatever let’s just leave
A: ok.
B: you know what? I really don’t feel like bowling…
A: fuck you!
B: whatever!
A: you get me so excited and then you back on me?
B: it’s not like I promised! I seriously don’t feel like it… I think you talked me into it. You knew how would I react!
A: duuuude!!! Seriously?? Seriously??
B: yeah! You always do that!
A: when?? When??
B: 2 weeks ago I paid for that miso soup and the sashimi feast you had!
A: you offered!
B: exactly! I don’t even like Japanese food!
A: then why did you go??
B: because you talked me into it!
A: I didn’t!
B: yes you did!
A: this conversation is going nowhere…
B: bullshit!
A: I’m going bowling wanna come? I’ll pay for both of us, so that you wouldn’t think I talked you into it!
B: what makes you think I didn’t talk you into it!
A: you can’t!
B: oh yeah?
A: yeah… Whatever let’s just go…
B: I’ll pay for my game.
A: fair
B: fair.
A: let’s go.
B: ok.